Get Salty

Your judgment-free zone to vent about your man.

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Quick Salt
$30.00

Sometimes you just can't wait. Your man did the thing and you need to get it out RIGHT NOW. Private, judgment-free. No pressure. No advice unless you ask.

Scheduled Salt Session
$45.00

You need more than a quick vent. Book a 45-minute real-time text session where I'm fully present just for you. No distractions. No rushing. Just us.

Monthly Salty Pass
$160.00 every month

Your personal salt shaker on retainer. Unlimited venting whenever you need it plus 2 real-time sessions per month. Because some men require ongoing commentary.

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know me

I'm just someone who gets it. Your salty friend. 🧂

I know what it's like to need to vent and have nowhere safe to go. Not your mom. Not your friends. Definitely not a $200 therapist.

So I created Get Salty. A judgment-free space where you can say exactly what you're thinking without consequences.

No advice unless you ask. Total privacy. Just someone in your corner.